Saturday, October 25, 2008

The opening lines to the Great American Novel

Her name was Valerie, she was a hamster with a strong sense of the absurd. And me...well I was just an abrasive, ex-"experimental science" astronaut with a rowboat and a strong case of Miser-elbow. Our shared terror, Thomas Kinkaid, the man who would forever alter our lives on that cold November evening...

if you too love literature like I do, add a couple lines. Not only will you be providing entertainment to others, but you can lie on a resume and say you're a published author!

-this post brought to you by extreme boredom and Tanqueray, "the thinking man's industrial solvent"