In this short while between late October and mid November I have been exposed to a few innovations in this world that will inevtiably bring the world to the great Utopia promised by authors like Aldous Huxley and Philip K. Dick. Among the trinkets of the rapidly advancing superworld are e-cigs, smoking for a digital age, and Fleurings, the anthophile's choice in quality jewelry.
In a brave new world of android cigarettes and living jewelry, I, a humble man of no certain talents, I would like to throw my name out there for another of these great world-shattering innovations. Following in the footsteps of my culinary mentor, Ed O' Neil, I present the Southern Cali-avo Pulmonary-heartsplosion Mexican burger. A foodstuff combining cheese, meat, avocado, tortilla and just a hint of culinary brilliance, the CAPHMB is a product of random fridge incredients and just a bit of ingenuity. In the immortal worlds of Thomas Edison "if man could harness the powers of Mexico and beef, mankind would have no further use for violence." Brilliant words from a brilliant man brought to life in the form of flattened tortilla-meat deliciousness. God bless you Thomas Edison.
a note from the author-I do not condone smoking, I do enjoy vanilla-flavored inhalent goodness, and flowers in one's hair is always preferable.
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That actually sounds really good.
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